I am David Harper

James Bond, Double-0 Seven, No Time to Die came to Amazon Prime this week. I know this because the advertisement section of the Fire TV interface takes up half the screen. Literally half of the user interface is devoted to promoting their programs. The TV’s are amazingly cheap though, so, what are you going to do? No Time To Die is the newest James Bond film. And I will be ruining the ending right after this intro, so if you don’t want to know what happens, now is your chance to click away from today’s Movie Tuesday. James Bond will […]

Last Action Hero is a 1993 Action-Comedy-Fantasy movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and directed by John McTiernan. I had, amazingly enough, never seen it until today despite being in the film’s key demographic. I am roughly the same age as the protagonist was when the movie was released. That’s right. The protagonist was a little kid. And that is one reason I never took the time to watch it. I don’t like child actors or movies with children in them. They’re almost always, for lack of a better term, cringey. But, I figured that this was a turn-your-brain-off action movie and […]

Today I am going to talk about the 1981 Brian DePalma film Blow Out. Why Blow Out? Well, I saw a YouTube video with Quentin Tarantino where he was talking about his desert island movies. He says that it’s one of the finest movies ever made, that Brian DePalma is the best director of his generation and that John Travolta gives one of the best performances of all time in the movie. So, if Quentin Tarantino thinks that Blow Out is one of the finest films ever made, it must be pretty good right? Well, you’re about to find out […]

I feel like, given my age, I am the key demographic for Jackass. I remember seeing CKY2K when I was in high school. The thought of Bam and Dunn and DiCamillo kicking footballs into passing cars still elicits a chuckle from me. Jackass followed shortly after that. And on MTV nonetheless. These guys not much older than me had taken their puerile shenanigans and made it into a viable career in media. It was and—to a large extent—still is inspiring. I mean it is common today to see people forge their careers out of the ether with a DIY mentality, […]

What does it mean to Gleam a Cube? I don’t know, you don’t know and I would wager to guess that just about nobody knows. I couldn’t tell you why they decided to name a late 80’s movie about a teenager skateboarding with his bros, striking up a relationship with his dead brother’s girlfriend, and finding the people responsible for his brother’s death Gleaming the Cube, but they did and we’re going to talk about it today on Movie Tuesday.

Nestled in between Speed and The Matrix is a Keanu Reeves film that often gets forgotten. And, I gotta say, it’s a little ironic that a movie with the word Mnemonic in it would be forgotten. And yet… here we are. I had never seen Johnny Mnemonic until I checked it out on Netflix this week. I can’t believe I missed this 90’s classic. But, I’m excited to talk about it on today’s Movie Tuesday.